The Colony of Dei Magni Caelus is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 159 million Dei Magni Caelusians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The very strong Dei Magni Caelusian economy, worth 9.85 trillion djt shareses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 61,922 djt shareses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 200,125 per year while the poor average 14,479, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Dei Magni Caelus's national animal is the magot pig, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dei Magni Caelus is ranked 147,115^th in the world and 1^st in Caelus for Most Patriotic, with 9.46 flags saluted per person per day.